Baseball

Jeff Bagwell retires, goatee to stay on as 3rd base coach

Hats off, or beards off rather, to Jeff Bagwell and his goatee.

Red Sox fan has message for Scott Boras on Pearl Harbor Day:

Hand over the Jap!   O’Malley "enjoying" Red Sox action Boston, MA – Naval veteran Nibsy ‘Iron...

Red Sox officially in negotiations with everyone walking through hotel lobby

Fresh off showering J.D. Drew with a boatload of cash and signing Julio Lugo to a 4-year...

Theo to Sox fans: This team needs an overpaid douchebag

It appears the Boston Red Sox have killed two birds with one stone as they have agreed...

Hicks pays free agent Padilla to suck some more

As predicted in our Hernia Hot Stove (3rd bullet from bottom), the ever cautious Tom Hicks and...

Angels hire Butcher as new pitching coach

Unfortunately for all of us, the Butcher they hired was not former wrestling great and Atlanta restaurateur...

It’s time for the Hernia Hot Stove

Some topics floated around the GM meetings this week that were overlooked by sloppy, careless reporters: Royals...

Albert Pujols’ 49 HR’s, 137 RBI’s and .331 BA. earn him Gold Glove award…

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Keith Hernandez throws his 11 Gold Gloves into dumpster…

MLB to announce 2006 MVPs during 2008 World Series

In addition to this exciting news, our top Hernia mole leaked that the heated AL MVP voting...