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ESPN Bashing
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SportsCenter introduces ESPN The Spaceship
Trey Wingo (center) just moments after being beamed down to ESPN The Spaceship. Last night marked yet...
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Garnett, Kobe, Duncan… Foyle??
Just wanted to finish ESPN’s sidebar from their Garnett trade article today that found Adonal Foyle and...
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Stuart Scott just the latest ESPN personality to channel Rick Vaughn
Stuart Scott, carrying ESPN’s bizarre tribute torch to Rick Vaughn, is the most recent to pay homage...
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Hernia to ESPN: Where is Larry David in all of this?
ESPN’s The Bronx is Burning debuted this week (did you hear?) and while Oliver Platt, Fred Savage...
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Worse than Boat Trip?
Cuba Gooding horror show from 2002. ESPN horror show playing on a seemingly endless loop. The latest? Kenny...
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Shows narrowly beat out by ESPN’s “The Bronx is Burning”
With America’s eyes certain to be glued to the television tonight to watch the debut of ESPN’s...
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ESPN and US Weekly officially trade writers
(BRISTOL, CT) — While this news may not come as a surprise to many, ESPN made it...
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Kruk’s hair stuck in a monsterous slump
Given the amazing action we’ve seen in John Kruk’s hair this season, from the Giambi/Melrose mullet to...
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The ugly NBA Draft rewind
It’s not a pretty sight, but somebody had to do it. If you missed the NBA draft,...
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Avid Hernia reader Woody Paige just following rule 5b of “the Buttslap”
(NEW YORK, NY) — Horny Denver Post writer Woody Paige has reportedly been steaming up the set...