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ESPN Bashing
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Oden, Durant to debut ESPN nostril cam at Draft
Oden seen here during the bumpy testing phase of the nose cam. (NEW YORK, NY) — Although...
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Baseball Tonight introduces creepy ‘Point-Counterpoint’ segment
The lovely producers of Baseball Tonight were nice enough to bring us a special, technologically advanced segment...
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Mel Kiper Jr. ranks “Baby Hulk” #1 on his 2022 Mock Draft
(BRISTOL, CONN) — Famed ESPN draft guru/condor, Mel Kiper Jr, released his 2022 mock draft today (somewhat...
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SportsCenter anchors go 30 seconds without making horrible joke; Execs panic, bring in Jim Breuer
(BRISTOL, CT) — Viewers across the nation were stunned yesterday after both SportsCenter anchors doing the 11p.m....
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John Clayton still waiting for his bikini pic email
All in good time Smooth Clay, all in good time. Rich Eisen’s bikini emails
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Update: Jailbreak inside John Kruk’s mullet sprouts sudden perm
Sporting the Giambi-Melrose seal mullet on April 1st: *** Perm jailbreak on April 29th:
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ESPN unveils latest NFL draft guru
The cocky guru seen here on his way to hair and make-up, escorted by an army of...
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Kiper set to depart nest for annual draft feeding frenzy
ESPN’s NFL scouting condor Mel Kiper Jr., recently spotted above at an undisclosed bird sanctuary in Montana,...
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Arizona Cardinals replace old logo with Mel Kiper’s face
(PHOENIX, AZ) — Storied NFL draft guru and frightening condor Mel Kiper Jr. will become an even...
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Update: Kruk’s condition worsening
In what first appeared to be a rather confusing tribute to Barry Melrose and his trademark Seal...