ESPN Bashing

ESPN producers strongly considering Tetris music as sole voice of Sunday Night baseball

No more of this…  Could mean a lot more of this (sadly, a remarkable improvement)…

John Kruk kicks off 2007 season telling stylist to “give me the Melrose with a splash of Giambi”

John Kruk, seen here on Baseball Tonight, gets pumped up for the season flashing his new, arrogant...

Lending a helping hand to Jemele Hill

In regard to a wonderful article today by Jemele Hill on Kobe and MJ (which was first...

Fantasy guru Eric Karabell not expected to cockblock you this weekend

It’s 11am which means it’s already time…

for this…   this… and this…

UPDATE: More horrifying notes from ESPN’s 2,201-hour Super Bowl pregame show

It’s what we’ve all been waiting for. Finally, an update from ESPN’s 2,201-hour Super Bowl pregame show...

ESPN surprisingly kills awful show

Bristol, Connecticut gave us its finest news in weeks yesterday announcing cancellation of the unmitigated disaster known...

ESPN’s Marc Stein out in bizarre eyebrow tweezer mishap

ESPN NBA Guru/nephew of Disney exec/metrosexual hobbit Marc Stein has been put on the networks IR for...

All ESPN anchors now required to do terrible Borat impression

In a not so surprising move, Hernia sources have discovered that all ESPN anchors are now required...

SportsCenter and UEFA

On the heels of the World Cup, SportsCenter has begun showing highlights of the UEFA Champions League...