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ESPN Bashing
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The studliness of Jay Bilas clearly wasn’t born yesterday
Ironically, Jay Bilas was known more for his tremendous girth in college rather than his exceptional length....
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Magic and the Zen Master sit down for erotic foot massage
Does Magic Johnson even work for ESPN? Why is he the only one allowed to sit down...
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Fantasy lifer Eric Karabell already discussing WR rankings for next year
ESPN's fantasy badboy Eric Karabell cannot wait to talk to you about fantasy football. In fact, we're...
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ESPN breaks out the fancy vocab to remind us Jets are believers
Of all the words in the world available to ESPN in order to convey "confidence," they go...
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Confirmed: ESPN thinks you’re all a bunch of idiots
Up next for ESPN, Lady Gaga will host a chilling chapter of "Outside The Lines" while Bob...
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Adam Schefter stuns critics, somehow becomes douchier
"Um, yeeeeeeah, put me down for a tuck."
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ESPN analyst Tim Hasselbeck donates testicles to charity
From the horrifyingly real article: "This marks the first time the former NFL quarterback has served as...
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If you’re perplexed by Undercover Tirico, look no further than Jon Gruden
Only three forces of nature are capable of bringing out the Chucky face from Jon Gruden when...
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It’s times like these where Pam Ward longs for the speedy Madden ambulance
In an ironic twist, everyone watching at home was longing for anyone but Pam Ward, both behind...