ESPN Bashing

The studliness of Jay Bilas clearly wasn’t born yesterday

Ironically, Jay Bilas was known more for his tremendous girth in college rather than his exceptional length....

Magic and the Zen Master sit down for erotic foot massage

Does Magic Johnson even work for ESPN?  Why is he the only one allowed to sit down...

Fantasy lifer Eric Karabell already discussing WR rankings for next year

ESPN's fantasy badboy Eric Karabell cannot wait to talk to you about fantasy football.  In fact, we're...

ESPN breaks out the fancy vocab to remind us Jets are believers

Of all the words in the world available to ESPN in order to convey "confidence," they go...

Confirmed: ESPN thinks you’re all a bunch of idiots

Up next for ESPN, Lady Gaga will host a chilling chapter of "Outside The Lines" while Bob...

Adam Schefter stuns critics, somehow becomes douchier

"Um, yeeeeeeah, put me down for a tuck."

Chris Berman finally sits down with head of Gambino crime family

ESPN analyst Tim Hasselbeck donates testicles to charity

From the horrifyingly real article: "This marks the first time the former NFL quarterback has served as...

If you’re perplexed by Undercover Tirico, look no further than Jon Gruden

Only three forces of nature are capable of bringing out the Chucky face from Jon Gruden when...

It’s times like these where Pam Ward longs for the speedy Madden ambulance

In an ironic twist, everyone watching at home was longing for anyone but Pam Ward, both behind...