ESPN Bashing

John Kruk channels homeless Santa, will soon chew a turnbuckle

Think of this as the ultimate, improbable mash-up of George “The Animal” Steele and Anton the Bum. ...

Obsession with Inspector Clouseau, Gadget dooms George Smith report before it starts

Charlie Weis fiction amazingly still going for as much as one cent

(click to enlarge) That's right, you can order a used copy of "The New Gold Standard: Charlie...

ESPNBoston’s Chris Forsberg hoping to cheer up some time soon

According to our sources, this photograph was taken shortly after Forsberg received his diploma from Paul Bearer's...

ESPN continues valiant, relentless quest for actual sports news

Steve Phillips: Through The Years

1993 – Doctors catch Steve Phillips porking shlubby nurse during delivery of first child. 1994 – Phillips...

Brooke Hundley ironically reaches “scorching hot” status in Google Trends

Still, without question, the most irritating trend among today's top 10 is all the annoyingly presumptuous Yankee...

Breaking: ESPN suspends Steve Phillips following affair with Kevin Gogan

Baseball analyst Steve Phillips has been suspended by ESPN following word of a heated fling with production...

Rick Reilly’s latest column missing key photograph

The following blurb is ESPN's Rick Reilly on Colt McCoy's girlfriend, Rachel Gandorf.  This sensual line has...

Kirk Herbstreit extends weenie… endorsement

It was a no-brainer for Armour-Eckrich to extend the endorsement contract of Kirk Herbstreit, who could turn...