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ESPN Bashing
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ESPN buys EPL rights to piss off UK soccer fans
The W.W.L.R.E.W.S (World Wide Leader in Ruining the Enjoyment of Watching Sports), ESPN, has bought the rights...
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Jon Miller expected to be in full banana suit by late June
You can tell by the sloppy tailoring job, particularly the botched sleeve length, that this one is...
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ESPN just toying with the male population of San Francisco
David Wright playing for the San Francisco Giants would be a worse scene than Val Venis taking...
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Crickets chirp loudly across nation as no one cares about Clemens
After looking into this hapless story and learning that Clemens cited a family history of heart trouble,...
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Once a man literally glimmering with hope, Barry Melrose is a shell of himself
Known to have inspired the likes of the Wiz and other worldwide stars, Barry Melrose and the...
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ESPN, where “Where the f**k are my headlines” happens
In this economy, it's imperative that you accidentally click on a Mac ad where all the headlines...
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Snoop Dogg apparently blasted by shrinking gun
He will now be known as BeetleDog. More importantly, SportsCenter is in L.A.! We'll now be hearing...
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Krukie’s “Nerds II” Ogre makeover will not contain the beast within
It's no secret that we've been keeping an eye on John Kruk's hair progression over the past...
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ESPN Poll maker pretty much a dick
Ervin Santana and John Lackey are both on the DL, but hmm, this might, just might have...
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ESPN ken spel rilly goode
Still trying to digest this news. Who is this mysterious number 3 that Lincecum out-ate? And if...
