ESPN Bashing

NFL free agency madness finally catches up to John Clayton

If this isn’t John Clayton every morning in Bristol during the NFL’s offseason, then, well, we’d be...

ESPN360 wants to show you 360? of WBC’s “Begina”

We'd still prefer an Eric Mangina spelling gaffe, but this'll have to do for now. *Thanks to...

Strong Florida winds force producers to kill Karl Ravech’s toupee

John Kruk returns to Baseball Tonight as member of Four Horsemen

Baseball Tonight analyst John Kruk has announced he will now be known as Mongo McSteiner.  His finishing...

At long last, 50 Cent addresses controversies of the sports world

Not since Jumbo Elliot appeared on "Meet The Press" has there been a more significant, worthwhile appearance...

ESPN’s scrolling ticker sticking exclusively to the hard stuff

While we're here… Jeter left with cousin JeffreyMatsui left with cousin BalkiDamon left with cousin IttGirardi left...

Hannah Storm emerges from make-out closet for latest A-Rod report

Rumors of "Here I Go Again" blaring thunderously out of a nearby port-o-potty have yet to be...

Kentucky Fried Ed Werder

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Ed Werder and Chris Mortensen team up to break Favre retirement story

Now that’s the true essence of teamwork, fellas, way to share in the glory!  But how does...

ESPN’s new Lakers logo looks a lot less like winning

Is this supposed to be some sort of homage to Phil Jackson's harmonious relationship with birds?  Speaking...