Hernia Exclusives

Pat Summit gets 1,000th victory; still 734 shy of Miss Elizabeth

KNOXVILLE, TENN — Tennessee Lady Vols coach Pat Summitt finally reached the 1,000 victory mark in her...

‘Shirt-Tank 3000’ to replace all shirt-rockets at NBA games; 23 already confirmed dead

(DENVER, CO) — With NBA crowds insatiable desire for free t-shirts at an all-time high, the NBA...

Gumbel to Sager: “I’m coming for ya”

Strangely, Craig Sager already had a response ready for Bryant Gumbel before this post even went up. ...

Reminder: Frank Deford exists

Heart attacks reported as Yahoo Talking Sports Doll is missing on Monday and replaced with…

… Blair Johnson?  And it's a dude?!  We're as confused as the entire racing crowd in attendance...

Seasons Greetings

Oh, and Happy Holidays again… … Both Boner-Inducing and Heartwarming at once.

And where the hell was I?

Oh yeah, JAIL. 

Frank Drebin and...

Exclusive: Sports Hernia obtains A-Rod’s poems to Madonna

The...

Hernia Exclusive: An Interview with Creepy Face Painter guy (seriously)

After putting up our post on Monday...

Sports Hernia rummages through SI Vault, finds Testaverde’s old ‘fro

In an effort to spread The Sports Hernia across the interwebbage like hair across John Runyan's back,...