Hernia Exclusives

Contador denies winning Tour de France to avoid doping allegations

Contador, seen here screaming "Get this jersey off me!" while trying to ride fast enough so it...
Sports caricature t-shirt review (Part 1)

Charles Barkley & Rick Mahorn – Thump ‘N Bump This was clearly the inspiration to Shake &...
Report: Everything Sucks…

(NEW YORK, NY) — A stunning development in the world of sports today, as The New York...
The Sheikest Links

First off, we’d like to introduce a new Hernia Hero. Put quite simply, he’s the greatest Dentist...
Stadium foods you can’t miss

The SportsHernia mole was recently sent out on a quick tour of every single sports stadium in...
Attention starved Van Gundy returns to scene as Tugboat

Former Rockets coach and long time media whore Jeff Van Gundy came roaring back to the sports...
Pacman Jones steals headline from Alf

Last month Pacman Jones was once again cited on traffic violations, coincidentally taking place on the same...
Hernia to ESPN: Where is Larry David in all of this?

ESPN’s The Bronx is Burning debuted this week (did you hear?) and while Oliver Platt, Fred Savage...
Worse than Boat Trip?

Cuba Gooding horror show from 2002. ESPN horror show playing on a seemingly endless loop. The latest? Kenny...
Shows narrowly beat out by ESPN’s “The Bronx is Burning”

With America’s eyes certain to be glued to the television tonight to watch the debut of ESPN’s...