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- Traded 4 Times in 6 Days, Luke Ridnour Asks Himself … ‘Who am I?’
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Hernia Exclusives
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Gronk the pitchman
After news came out yesterday that Dunkin Donuts had inked all-around fun guy Rob Gronkowski to a...
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Reminder: Help Guinness set a St. Patrick’s Day record by drinking a Guinness
This is a friendly reminder to make sure you not only drink a Guinness on St. Patrick's...
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Help Guinness set a record on St. Patrick’s Day by drinking a Guinness
This is a friendly reminder that The Sports Hernia is partnering up with Guinness to assist in...
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Help Guinness set a Guinness World Record: Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day properly, drink a Guinness
It comes with great pleasure to announce that The Sports Hernia is partnering up with Guinness to...
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Hernia Exclusive – Behind the Bulge: Sanchez-Kardashian rumor
Rumors are swirling that Mark Sanchez is living up to his inevitable "Dirty" Sanchez nickname and is...
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Some dopey company did some dumb stunt
From time to time, the Hernia gets pitched 'PR Stories'. This shit-astic one came into our inbox...
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In case you missed it…
As you settle down to watch the Super Bowl and begin mowing through buffalo wings that will...
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Los Angeles Rejoices
Los Angeles salons, asshole waxers, high-end tattoo parlors and Elfish-to-English translators breathed a collective sigh of relief...
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Hernia Exclusive: Tebow’s ‘Virginity Plan’ Uncovered
The Hernia mole found a way to infiltrate Tim Tebow's inner circle by posing as a...
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The Hernia universe aligned… sort of
The stars aligned on a number of fronts for the crack Hernia staff yesterday. For starters, one...