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Hernia Exclusives
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Ape wearing Ric Flair’s robe escapes zoo in Taiwan
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SportsCenter anchors go 30 seconds without making horrible joke; Execs panic, bring in Jim Breuer
(BRISTOL, CT) — Viewers across the nation were stunned yesterday after both SportsCenter anchors doing the 11p.m....
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Another desperate passenger bails on Doug Collins
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Everyone in the sports world would like to extend their apologies
With high-profile apologies coming recently from Curt Shilling, Michael Vick, David Wells and others, The Sports Hernia...
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Ahmad Rashad with Barbaro: The lost interview
The always crafty Hernia mole was able to get their hands on a revealing interview Barbaro did...
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John Clayton still waiting for his bikini pic email
All in good time Smooth Clay, all in good time. Rich Eisen’s bikini emails
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Update: Eisen “handsome” news upgrades Hubie Brown to Adonis status
From Page 6 of the NY Post: "FOXY Philadelphia TV reporter Alycia Lane is in hot water...
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Update: Jailbreak inside John Kruk’s mullet sprouts sudden perm
Sporting the Giambi-Melrose seal mullet on April 1st: *** Perm jailbreak on April 29th:
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Kiper set to depart nest for annual draft feeding frenzy
ESPN’s NFL scouting condor Mel Kiper Jr., recently spotted above at an undisclosed bird sanctuary in Montana,...
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Finishing headlines…
Taking a QB high is no sure bet for success-> and sledge-hammering your own balls might cause...