Hernia Exclusives

2006: By the Numbers…

84 ? Number of bridge jumpers in San Francisco after watching Jerry Rice get served by Drew...
ESPN’s Marc Stein out in bizarre eyebrow tweezer mishap

ESPN NBA Guru/nephew of Disney exec/metrosexual hobbit Marc Stein has been put on the networks IR for...
All ESPN anchors now required to do terrible Borat impression

In a not so surprising move, Hernia sources have discovered that all ESPN anchors are now required...
New issue of The Sports Hernia up

Check out the Hernia’s mainpage to read the full play-by-play of what transpired at the controversial ESPN...
Most embarrassing headlines of the day

We couldn’t help but notice the number of all-stars making news today: Panthers’ Weinke starts at QB ...
Sports Guy bashes Knicks, Earth continues to rotate around Sun, Louie Anderson still fat

ESPN’s The Sports Guy continued to churn out ultra-fresh material today venturing into some wild unknown realms...
So much to be thankful for…

In the spirit of Thanksgiving, the Hernia contacted various members of the sports world to find out...
ESPN’s Karabell out for two weeks with a wedgie

ESPN viewers will have to do without the services of top fantasy expert and dance floor magician,...
Study reveals Mel Kiper Jr. actually human…

… and not raging condor with bomb resistant hair (that many presumed him to be).
Welcome to The Sports Hernia Blog

It’s finally here. The Sports Hernia Blog. Be warned. Sports will never be same. Then again neither...