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- Tom Brady Accidentally Wolfs Up During Court Room Sketch
- Gritty, Scrappy, Gutsy White Guy Inducted Into MLB Hall of Fame
- Bucs Turn To 80’s Video Game Icon To Fix Jameis
- Clyde McFly Argues Over An Eggplant, A Peach And A Smiley Face
- Traded 4 Times in 6 Days, Luke Ridnour Asks Himself … ‘Who am I?’
- Five Thirty Eight Sets Internet Ablaze With Shocking Report
- Johnny Football’s Money Sign Becomes Latest NFL Star to Retire Early
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Hernia Exclusives
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2006: By the Numbers…
84 ? Number of bridge jumpers in San Francisco after watching Jerry Rice get served by Drew...
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ESPN’s Marc Stein out in bizarre eyebrow tweezer mishap
ESPN NBA Guru/nephew of Disney exec/metrosexual hobbit Marc Stein has been put on the networks IR for...
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All ESPN anchors now required to do terrible Borat impression
In a not so surprising move, Hernia sources have discovered that all ESPN anchors are now required...
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New issue of The Sports Hernia up
Check out the Hernia’s mainpage to read the full play-by-play of what transpired at the controversial ESPN...
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Most embarrassing headlines of the day
We couldn’t help but notice the number of all-stars making news today: Panthers’ Weinke starts at QB ...
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Sports Guy bashes Knicks, Earth continues to rotate around Sun, Louie Anderson still fat
ESPN’s The Sports Guy continued to churn out ultra-fresh material today venturing into some wild unknown realms...
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So much to be thankful for…
In the spirit of Thanksgiving, the Hernia contacted various members of the sports world to find out...
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ESPN’s Karabell out for two weeks with a wedgie
ESPN viewers will have to do without the services of top fantasy expert and dance floor magician,...
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Study reveals Mel Kiper Jr. actually human…
… and not raging condor with bomb resistant hair (that many presumed him to be).
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Welcome to The Sports Hernia Blog
It’s finally here. The Sports Hernia Blog. Be warned. Sports will never be same. Then again neither...