Hernia Exclusives

Report: Sports world not taking itself serious enough

Steelers running back Rashard Mendenhall is the NFL's bin Laden.  Or… or, he's just a tremendous, stupendous,...

Kris Humphries surges ahead in Hernia 2011 MVP Race

Remember folks, this romantic duo of Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian is basically the equivalent of former...

Greg “the Hammer” Valentine spotted on beach in Australia

When you factor in all the chair shots he's taken over the years, Greg looks relatively refreshed,...

Introducing the Captain Morgan 2011 BracketMaster Challenge & the Hernia “Morganette”

SNY partyboy Kirk Gimenez does first broadcast sans eyebrows

Not pictured: Ridiculous jumping sneakers, far too much Valium, and a VIP pass to Arnold Deensfrei's AMCA...

Rex Ryan purchases foot from Lost for $4 million Spacebucks

The storied foot from the critically acclaimed television show is said to be larger than 603 Andre...

Bird Selig would like to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving

If you're wondering where all the mash potatoes went, look no further than Bird Selig's chipmunk cheeks.

Plea to Vince McMahon: Hire this man immediately

For the first time in the history of the world, we’ve found someone worthy of Macho Man’s...

Retired wrestler Rikishi, unexpected star of Diesel’s latest campaign

How do we know it's Riskishi, you ask?  According to our Diesel spy present during the shoot,...