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Hernia Exclusives
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Japanese Gus Johnson finally discovered
Gotta love how calm Gus-san Johnson is at the outset, but much like Gus Johnson and the...
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To complete his horrific suit, NY1’s Budd Mishkin will now crap his pants
The ceremonial Mishkin dump was presumably spattered about not only to honor Budd's "brown'd myself" suit, but...
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Exclusive: HBO leak’s Hard Knocks teaser
It appears episode 2 of Hard Knocks will feature a similar theme – Rex not giving a...
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Cantankerous goat to replace Fox’s Tim McCarver indefinitely
He'll actually be replacing Joe Buck too. According to our Spanish affiliate, La Hernia Deportes, he's apparently...
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Columnist Ray Ratto has joined Comcast SportsNet
This bit of news gives us an excuse to re-run this triumphant picture of the lovable Ratto...
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Breaking: Some chick retired from the LPGA Tour
Seriously, Yahoo, in order to qualify for "Breaking Sports News" the featured athlete in said broken news...
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New York Post finally toning down Tiger Woods coverage
Kudos to the folks at the New York Post, as today's sultry spread on "Tomcat Tiger" is...
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Al Davis clearing cap room for free agent prize LeBron James
In a predictably odd turn of events, confused Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis took off one of...
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Announcing 1st Ever Hernia Contest Giveaway, Sponsored by Dick Towel
Since many of you are getting through the day with the aid of a Jets drinking helmet,...
