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Ode To Grantland

It is hard to believe that it has not yet been three months since ESPN announced it was shutting down Grantland...
Cris Collinsworth Has Actually ‘Seen Everything’

"Hitler, glaciers, Sabre-tooth tigers, Crystal Pepsi… I've seen everything."

The ghost of Barbaro, spotted

Old friend Barbaro's ghost is as limber as ever… seen here haunting the roof of this particular...
2011 Moment of the Year? Kate Upton Walking the Runway in Slowmotion

This is somewhat of a re-post of what Sen?r Ryan wrote at The Big Lead back in...
The Ultimate NBA Player

Just hours away from the 2009 NBA Draft, the SportsHernia staff began to wonder, what would the...
The All-Time NBA Pretty Boys (Part Tres)

The SportsHernia's hard-hitting journalism continues today with another chapter of the gripping All-Time NBA Pretty...

March Madness office pools luring sociopaths out of the woodwork

Back in 2007, the Sports Hernia obtained one of the more

Columnists you know you want to party with: ESPN edition

With spring nearly upon us, what better way to return to outdoor drinking than by introducing you...
Pat Summit gets 1,000th victory; still 734 shy of Miss Elizabeth

KNOXVILLE, TENN — Tennessee Lady Vols coach Pat Summitt finally reached the 1,000 victory mark in her...
Source: Phil Jackson now 13-feet tall and 632 pounds

Source No. 2: Assistant coach Brian Shaw now Amish and, judging by the expressions of Phil Jackson and...
‘Shirt-Tank 3000’ to replace all shirt-rockets at NBA games; 23 already confirmed dead

(DENVER, CO) — With NBA crowds insatiable desire for free t-shirts at an all-time high, the NBA...
Other inventive patches found in Mets brainstorming lab

The 2009 baseball season will be particularly special in New York this spring, with new stadiums opening...

Ode To Grantland