Hockey

Real Life Jeremy Roenick embarrasses Video Game Jeremy Roenick

If he could, and we know he can, Video Game Jeremy Roenick would leap off the screen,...

Patrick Kane emerges from 1981 just in time for Game 6

Patrick Kane's official NHL profile page actually says he was born in 1988, but there's no fucking...

San Jose Sharks player introductions not the least bit embarrassing

The only glimpse of success coming from these pregame introductions?  The Sharks have just sold a season...

Invisible couches scoring rave reviews from NHL players

This unidentified Blackhawk looks almost as comfortable as Kramer devouring Kenny Rogers Roasters in bed.

Chicago and Vancouver lay symbolic wagers on Blackhawks-Canucks series

Chicago bets: Two deep dish Connie's sausage pizzas; 100 Vienna Beef hot dogs and 100 Polish sausages;...

Unknown yet infamous sports deals

The ridiculous and sure to be regretful 12-year deal that Butler head coach Brad Stevens signed got...

Scott Hartnell and Jim Slater close eyes, hope for best

Canada rolls over Russia for the sole purpose of pleasing this man

This Canadian hockey lifer will not smile or even think about changing his facial expression until he's...

Canada opts to not let Man-Rodent light Olympic cauldron

Organizers of the Winter Games decided to pass on hockey legend Wayne Gretzkey to light the Olympic...

Local mud wrestling circuit still outselling Atlanta Thrashers

It's been estimated that Philips Arena has sold approximately three hot dogs, seven beers and eight caskets...