Hockey

Despite losing ways, Montreal fans remain fiendishly horny

Always gotta appreciate hockey fans who know what they want, and most of them usually do.  But...

Season tickets for the Atlanta Thrashers likely still available

Domino’s CEO named new athletic director at University of Michigan (seriously)

This announcement, coupled with Rich Rodriguez in his third season, should greatly boost the amount of disgusting...

Anaheim’s Nick Boynton chooses odd time for harrowing “Hello Clarice” impression

Deep thoughts, by Brooke Handy: The Time Machine

Miss Hundley, unless some wacko with electrocuted-looking white hair has just pulled into your driveway in a...

BREAKING: Every pro athlete alive hoping to disinvent the internet

Inventive ideas: Don't text your mistress … OR … Just stay single, ya dipshits.

Yahoo continues blistering mockery of “NHL” gallery

It's early December and Yahoo's NHL gallery is already being mistaken for men's field hockey.  Expect haunting...

Resurgent Rangers, wang leads to memorable Larry Brooks opener

It turns out the Rangers win over the Blue Jackets last night wasn't just a wake up...

Update: Hockey violence still laugh-out-loud funny

  Tupperware party?  Stationary party?  Hell and No.  Give this woman two hockey players beating the living...

NY Rangers Legend Ron Duguay…