Soccer

Women’s World Cup not to be confused with Marlins game

The USA-France showdown at the World Cup earlier today provided just a tad less buzz than the...

Exclusive: Hernia Reveals Possibilities of Rooney’s Hair Transplant

Wayne Rooney admitted Saturday he had undergone a hair transplant, the results of which the British soccer...

Euro 2012 Qualifiers apparently played in Thunderdome

Raiders fans reportedly not let in for being "a pack of pussies" Tina Turner to referee all...

Japanese Gus Johnson finally discovered

Gotta love how calm Gus-san Johnson is at the outset, but much like Gus Johnson and the...

Risque “motorboat” celebration taking soccer world by storm

Judging by the "oh no you didn't" reaction at far left and the giddiness at far right,...

Shitty soccer ref actually just Admiral Akbar

Those Dutch suuure can party

"Supporters (R) of the Netherlands football team dressed in ostrich outfits dance to a drum session on...

Update: Bill Clinton still coolest man on earth

In lieu of the traditional jersey swap, Carlos Bocanegra and Clinton swapped orgy rosters; and underwear (not...

US victory at World Cup goes mostly unnoticed

The USMNT’s next game is Saturday at 2:30 pm.  Repeat, Saturday at 2:30 pm.  If the US...

Metrosexual Dracula makes Yahoo’s front page

This neutered shot of Landon Donovan is the best Yahoo could come up with from today’s amazing...