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Soccer
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England’s Jermain Defoe given yellow card for excessive weeping
As difficult as it is to tolerate the relentless crying, whining and bitching – think Rasheed Wallace...
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Germany’s “Ball-Bump/Make-Out” routine raising eyebrows at World Cup
This is basically the incredibly gay version of Charles Barkley and Rick Mahorn's terrifying and often violent...
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Mysterious Chilean soccer player receives dreaded purple nurple
When any person has their arms spread so helplessly far apart, they're pretty much begging for a...
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Man City’s Roberto Mancini probably not running into Rex Ryan at tailor
"Wait, wait, wait, wait. This scarf is just as important as this game." Roberto Mancini Sets Scarf...
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Heroic soccer fan too concerned with scarf to score on goalie
Somehow it only took 11 security guards to carry the fashionable striker away. Coincidentally, this is the...
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Domino’s CEO named new athletic director at University of Michigan (seriously)
This announcement, coupled with Rich Rodriguez in his third season, should greatly boost the amount of disgusting...
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Happy Holidays from The Sports Hernia (And a gift idea or two)
Since so many people suffer from being cheap disgraces, we're here to help. It's very...
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BREAKING: Every pro athlete alive hoping to disinvent the internet
Inventive ideas: Don't text your mistress … OR … Just stay single, ya dipshits.